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    The Parody Thread - In your own words

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    Everybody knows of Weird Al and similar artists. And you probably make up your own parodies throughout the day, while cooking, eating, pooping, driving - even if they aren't quite as funny. Here's a place to jot them down!

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    (she's a lady)

    She's got style, she's got grace
    She's got pizza on her face
    from her dinner
    When she looks you in the eye
    You know all she wants is pie
    right this minute

    Big fat lady, woah-ooh-woah, big fat lady
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    (let it ride)

    Would you die
    if I
    poked you in the eye?
    Cry, cry, cry - Imma letcha cry.

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    Can't think of many right now, but most of mine are very childish and toilet humor based

    Though sometimes they are highly inappropraiate reworkings of songs that appear on programms the kids are watching, like for example and S&M version of miss polly's other dolly from the baby's sing and sign DVD

    Mrs Polly's other dolly Loves Pain Pain Pain
    It makes her come again gain gain

    It's a work in progress, that I should probably stop

    I think I have one about threesome sung to Dogtainon and the 3 muskerhound, but they usally only come to me when listing to the actuall song.
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    You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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    Does it have to be a song? What about a Primal Prayer?

    Ave Bacon

    Hail Bacon, full of grease
    The Lard is with thee
    Blessed art thou among meats
    and blessed
    is the fruit of thy sizzle, Drippings
    Holy Bacon, partner of Eggs
    Pray for us Groks
    Now and at the hour of our dinner

    Amen

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    Is it Ok to pray to something you are then going to consume?
    You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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    In such difficult religious questions, it is best to turn to the Great Religious Leader Terry Pratchett. For this particular question, I will cite from Going Postal

    The young priest of Offler the Crocodile God was somewhat off-balance at 4 a.m., but the man in the winged hat and golden suit seemed to know what should be happening and so the priest went along with it. He was not hugely bright, which was why he was on this shift.
    ‘You want to deliver this letter to Offler?’ he said, yawning. An envelope had been placed in his hand.
    ‘It’s addressed to him,’ said Moist. ‘And correctly stamped. A smartly written letter always gets attention. I’ve also brought a pound of sausages, which I believe is customary. Crocodiles love sausages.’
    ‘Strictly speaking, you see, it’s prayers that go up to the gods,’ said the priest doubtfully. The nave of the temple was deserted, except for a little old man in a grubby robe, dreamily sweeping the floor.
    ‘As I understand it,’ said Moist, ‘the gift of sausages reaches Offler by being fried, yes? And the spirit of the sausages ascends unto Offler by means of the smell? And then you eat the sausages?’
    ‘Ah, no. Not exactly. Not at all,’ said the young priest, who knew this one. ‘It might look like that to the uninitiated, but, as you say, the true sausagidity goes straight to Offler. He, of course, eats the spirit of the sausages. We eat the mere earthly shell, which believe me turns to dust and ashes in our mouths.’
    ‘That would explain why the smell of sausages is always better than the actual sausage, then?’ said Moist. ‘I’ve often noticed that.’
    The priest was impressed. ‘Are you a theologian, sir?’ he said.


    So in eating the bacon, you are but eating the worldly bacon shell. The true Baconicity of Bacon remains intact. Because of this, we are led to believe that the One and Only Bacon is so incredibly divine, that a mere taste of it would obliterate our tastebuds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    Does it have to be a song? What about a Primal Prayer?

    Ave Bacon

    Hail Bacon, full of grease
    The Lard is with thee
    Blessed art thou among meats
    and blessed
    is the fruit of thy sizzle, Drippings
    Holy Bacon, partner of Eggs
    Pray for us Groks
    Now and at the hour of our dinner

    Amen
    Paleobird I will gladly worship at your church, I mean kitchen.

    I am your humble servant.

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    KotikBegemotik I bow down to your mighty knowledge of TP (wispers to self - god I thought I was a geek )
    You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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    Here is one that I wrote, not really primal but I thought was pretty good. References to the sheep=sheeple.

    To the tune of Julie Andrew’s “A few of my favorite things”

    Blood dripping down and the screams of the sheep
    Shiny sharp blades and the terror they reap
    Politicians tied up with fear in their eyes
    Because of these things I can happily sigh

    Black colored t-shirts and tight leather pants
    Listening to metal while writing a rant
    Watching the flock in confusion from high
    Because of these things I can happily sigh

    Watching the flock run and mindlessly panic
    Watching DiCaprio drown on Titanic
    Watching the terror on TV at night
    Because of these things I can happily sigh

    When the sheep bleat
    When the wolves growl
    When I’m feeling glad
    I simply sit down and open a beer
    And laugh to myself, how grand!
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    NICE one.

    Wife was singing "Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuz a Bear" to the tune of "She's so hiiii-iigh, high above me...".


    Turquoisepassion:
    Knifegill is christened to be high carb now!
    notontherug:
    the buttstuff...never interested.
    He gives me Lamprey Kisses in the midnight sea
    Flubby tubby gums latching onto me
    For all that I've done wrong, I mastodon something right...

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    Mine are all extremely graphic sex jokes.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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