The Parody Thread - In your own words page 2

[vtphoenix]

I tend to sing the opposite to songs, like Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here"

It's getting cold in here
Let's put on some more clothes

It is
Getting so cold
I'm gonna put some clothes on

[naiadknight]

I've completely redone the meaning to Bon Jovi's "It's My Life":

This ain't a song for the stolen-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

[Chorus:]
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want it to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My brain is like an open highway
Like Frankenstein
I did it my way
I just want it to live while I'm alive
It's my life

This is for the ones who laid underground
For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
The corpse's getting harder, make no mistake
Blood ain't even flowing
Got to make your own breaks

[Chorus:]
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want it to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My brain is like an open highway
Like Frankenstein
I did it my way
I just want it to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life

Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

[Chorus:]
It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want it to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My brain is like an open highway
Like Frankenstein
I did it my way
I just want it to live while I'm alive

[Chorus:]
It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want it to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My brain is like an open highway
Like Frankenstein
I did it my way
I just want it to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life!

[cori93437]

Is it Ok to pray to something you are then going to consume?

I almost snorted coffee out my nose...
Don't people pray to god... then consume him as the host and sacrament (bread and wine)!

Indeed one CAN pray to Bacon and then consume it.