I used to love reading the Guinness Book of Records as a kid, and I remember reading about the record for number of whelk eaten at one time. That was the first time I had ever heard of whelk. I Googled to see if I could find that record, but found this instead:
The world record for eating mayonnaise is held by Oleg Zhornitskiy; he ate 4 - 32 ounce bowls in 8 minutes.
If eating whelk sounds gross, you could always just sit down and chow on some mayo...
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