Well, I'm just kidding about the "need" part...

Of course, I avoid gluten/grains entirely and, wine makes me wheeze just a little (even sulfide-free kind). Plus, I am really carb sensitive (notice my body shape looks much better when I stay VLC). Other than that I feel really great! LOL

Any suggestions for the strict primal types looking for a stiff drink?

Maybe a nor-cal margarita? any other options?