
Originally Posted by
lissee
Okay, I couldn't resist. . .
Oh kettle ball, oh kettle ball,
Tabata sprints are awesome,
My heart rate's up, I cannot breathe,
Just three more reps, I grit my teeth.
Oh kettle ball, oh kettle ball,
The pain I feel? Exquisite.
Oh kettle ball, oh kettle ball,
Too loose a grip Is frightsome.
I swing you high, I swing you low,
I push you up, and do mid-rows,
Oh kettle ball, oh kettle ball,
I focus hard, it's worth it.
Oh kettle ball, oh kettle ball,
You make me look so toothsome.
My muscles bulge, my skin is tight,
I look so hot, I will ignite.
Oh kettle ball, oh kettle ball,
Thanks go to you, no bullsh*t.
Edit: Sorry for the language at the end, alternate endings were weak....
I'm sexy now, I'll admit.
I am no longer unfit.