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    Once upon a time - way way back in the day......

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    OK MDA'ers, lets get creative, just for THOI (the hell of it )

    the rules to this game WILL be obvious !!!!!

    Once upon a time, way w-a-y back in the day
    there lived a little caveman who decided to go out and play
    he headed out onto the savannah, and proceeded to find a bone
    but heard a little woman scream, F--K he says I'm not alone !


    oh dear lordy be, that little caveman cried
    I so wanted time for me, as he looked around and sighed
    and there she was, across the tundra, all glamed up to the hilt
    with a lion stalking her jiggly butt, her ample bosom on a tilt?
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post

    Once upon a time, way w-a-y back in the day
    there lived a little caveman who decided to go out and play
    he headed out onto the savannah, and proceeded to find a bone
    but heard a little woman scream, F--K he says I'm not alone !


    oh dear lordy be, that little caveman cried
    I so wanted time for me, as he looked around and sighed
    and there she was, across the tundra, all glamed up to the hilt
    with a lion stalking her jiggly butt, her ample bosom on a tilt?
    What the hell are you thinking, wandering around like that
    stand real still, don't you move, i'll hit him with my bat
    so little mr macho man swung wildly at the feline
    hitting it between the eyes , killing it just in time!

    hey good looking he says with a smile, you wanna join me for dinner?
    She has no idea what he just said, but he looks just like a winner
    these two paleolithic people don't understand one another
    but she has no doub't that one day soon, she'll take him to meet her mother
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    they both speak different languages, but communicate with hands
    hes starting to quite like this chick, thinks that he could share his lands
    they sit down to a juicy steak, all herbed and fried in butter
    he looks longingly at her breasts, as she begins to mutter,

    oog ga cha cha , o-o-g g-a c-h-a c-h-a, she means whats for dessert,
    he takes this the wrong wrong way, and thinks shes been a flurt !!!!
    Oh to speak his jolly lingo, what would she have to do
    stay cool, stay calm and carry on, but refrain what-ever you do !!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    This boy, well he got sex on his mind, he ain't ashamed of that,
    but girl - she just a little dull, and thinking of that cat
    she thinking that if that guy don't come along, she would be kinda dead !
    so she real keen to make amends, but she don't understand what he said !!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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