As he makes his velveta shells and "cheese" for dinner.

Him: Whatcha doin'?

Me: Chopping vegetables.

Him: Why?

Me: Because I'm going to use them to make dinner when my friends come over.

Him: Whatcha making?

Me: I'm making veggie stir-fry with shrimp and eggs.

Him: Ew. That sounds nasty.

Me: Why's that?

Him: I don't like shrimp, I don't eat eggs because of the cholesterol, and veggies are just... Nasty.

Me: I see.

Him: Why can't you just be a normal person and cook mac n' cheese for God's sake?!?