As he makes his velveta shells and "cheese" for dinner.
Him: Whatcha doin'?
Me: Chopping vegetables.
Me: Because I'm going to use them to make dinner when my friends come over.
Him: Whatcha making?
Me: I'm making veggie stir-fry with shrimp and eggs.
Him: Ew. That sounds nasty.
Me: Why's that?
Him: I don't like shrimp, I don't eat eggs because of the cholesterol, and veggies are just... Nasty.
Me: I see.
Him: Why can't you just be a normal person and cook mac n' cheese for God's sake?!?