Actual exchange with my roommate... page

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As he makes his velveta shells and "cheese" for dinner.

Him: Whatcha doin'?

Me: Chopping vegetables.

Him: Why?

Me: Because I'm going to use them to make dinner when my friends come over.

Him: Whatcha making?

Me: I'm making veggie stir-fry with shrimp and eggs.

Him: Ew. That sounds nasty.

Me: Why's that?

Him: I don't like shrimp, I don't eat eggs because of the cholesterol, and veggies are just... Nasty.

Me: I see.

Him: Why can't you just be a normal person and cook mac n' cheese for God's sake?!?

*sigh*

[wiltondeportes]

He's a dumb dumb.

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He's a dumb dumb.

I'm glad he has one of the best health insurance plans in the country, because he's going to need it before too long at the rate he's going.

[BennettC]

yeah the eggs are going to clog his arteries, but of course the extremely processed velveta isn't. I eat 10 eggs a day, doesn't seem to be doing me any harm. It's horrible one of the most nutritious foods has been demonized.

[Moll]

Just eat velveeta like "normal" Americans!! You know, normal! Obese, disease ridden, depressed, lethargic, diabetic, NORMAL AMERICANS!

[Silky]

I've never had mac and cheese. I imagine it's a pasta thing in a thin cheese sauce. Is it made from a packet?

It's not a normal thing to eat over here.

Not saying we don't have our fair share of packet crap over here though! Just not that one.

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yeah the eggs are going to clog his arteries, but of course the extremely processed velveta isn't. I eat 10 eggs a day, doesn't seem to be doing me any harm. It's horrible one of the most nutritious foods has been demonized.

Eh, I'm not going to debate it with him. It just isn't worth it anymore.

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Just eat velveeta like "normal" Americans!! You know, normal! Obese, disease ridden, depressed, lethargic, diabetic, NORMAL AMERICANS!

"But I dun wanna!"

"YOU WANT THE TERRORISTS AND COMMIES TO WIN?!?"

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I've never had mac and cheese. I imagine it's a pasta thing in a thin cheese sauce. Is it made from a packet?

It's not a normal thing to eat over here.

Not saying we don't have our fair share of packet crap over here though! Just not that one.

White macaroni pasta with cheese melted on top. You can actually make your own cheese sauce with, you know, honest to god, thick, creamy, cheesey goodness, but my roommate prefers the packet cheese.

[Moll]

Oh LORD. Hahahahahha!