Oh goodness, today AT WORK one of the little cats was advised* that the industrial quantity of KY she had bought for a training session would be better replaced with talcum powder**. Truly, only in my job would this happen***. And, thus, the KY will remain on my desk (which is spacious) until a better use can be found.
*the token gay man informed us.
**rubber vaginas prefer powder to lube
***it should be a sitcom - one day I might get around to sharing the pelvic floor toning implements.
Last edited by badgergirl; 04-04-2013 at 02:24 AM.
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I work at a place that trains doctors. That little cat does outreach for midwives in a limited resource area. Rubber vaginas are needed for training, but are expensive (much more so than their flesh sisters, believe it or not) so this one will have to last for years...hence the need to ease the baby's passage - no tears allowed (unlike what happens to the flesh-and-blood bodies).
I myself work with words. And sometimes pictures. Paper and screens. I used to work for IT companies, but now I do bits and babies; not too much different to bits and bytes.
yeah you are
I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!