Doc, that's a heck of a schedule. I went to Massage school for nine months when I lived in FL. It was okay until I realized I don't particularly like touching strangers. (at self) I had a client once who no matter where he was, always made sure to have one massage per week at least. No school could have taught me the tactile lesson I learned from him - his muscles felt so supple like he was in his 20s. I'm a believer if no longer a practitioner.
Dave, if you go break dancing with the pixies, could you please make a video?
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine