It is not nice to refer to your wife as a "hoe"...and I can't believe you do it in the garden. Well, I guess if it was good enough for Adam and Eve...
I bet you expect me to make some remark about planting seeds.
Snow Whites not a stranger, we've all heard of her!
Glad the boys okay.
Glad to hear good news on your son and fiance!
"Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine
Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.