Bacon is the enemy... page

[Englishman in Oz]

...according to this woeful piece on Yahoo today. Apparently bacon is the second biggest contributor to salt in our diets after, yep, you guessed it, bread. So naturally, it's time to quit the bacon.

Let the facepalms commence...

[Jena]

bacon is the food equivalent of an orgasm... I will not listen!

[KatieCHI]

***Runs home to protect bacon in freezer

[KV8R]

I agree, you should all give up bacon now! I'm a team player, and willing to jump on this grenade for the team. Send me your bacon and I'll dispose of it for you, at no extra cost to you. Because I'm your friend.

[Bosnic]

I guess the centerpiece of stupidity is that they made an article about the harms of salt in bacon, and in that same article describe how it's the second biggest source of salt, behind bread.

Yahoo must have got their geniuses to write this one...

[Fernaldo]

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of food. No matter what anyone says, bacon always wins.

[cori93437]

I had saltless bacon for dinner...
Oh sorry, I mean porkbelly!
Ahhh, yeah...
Slow roasted... sticky... crispy skin topped... delicious pork BELLY!

It was my last piece.
I need to get MOAR.

[RaeVynn]

Bacon is proof that the Universe loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Yes, I stole that, but bacon is better than beer. Really.

[Jena]

I guess the centerpiece of stupidity is that they made an article about the harms of salt in bacon, and in that same article describe how it's the second biggest source of salt, behind bread.

Yahoo must have got their geniuses to write this one...

Lol... gotta love Yahoo "news" stories.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Yahoo news is the equivalent of a (insert adjective) (insert disease) on the side of your (insert body part) that makes it extremely painful to (insert every day activity). But you somehow live with the (above disease) because you've convinced yourself that having it (insert synonym for removed) would interfere with (above every day activity) for 2-3 days, and that would just be unbearable. When asked about it you say "(insert random words of wisdom)".