yeah you are
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Come see me baby, I'll assault your testicles... and some other things.
You can try and tell me you wouldn't enjoy it. But You just think that's true.
I have experience at this... I've made others that were hesitant feel GREAT pleasure they were ashamed of in the morning, but later came back begging for more.
I promise, no yucky cotton seed oil... there are other much better lubes than that anyway.
It could be fun... you never know until you try.
Also, that video is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Watching that retarded alarmist bullshit has obviously affected your poor little brain.
Then again, your condition (that one that makes you believe this ridiculous tripe) could be some weird genetic mutation...
Please. Get a vasectomy NOW!
Last edited by cori93437; 09-22-2012 at 06:20 PM.
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
Is there anything creepier than the middle-aged woman who calls men who don't know them "baby" and "darling"?
I always get chills when I hear strange women say, "Darling," or "Baby," because I think about this one 40 year-old woman I met at a "cougar" website a few years ago who acted all matronly, always using those condescending pet terms....and then turned out to be the most clingy near-stalker I've ever known. I had to threaten her with a restraining order before she finally stopped harassing me.
Your creepiness got compounded by your casual talk of kinky sex.
No, I don't want creepy ugly women making bizarre sexual advances toward me.
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