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    Paleo poet?

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    Powdered-egg wigs,
    we pirouetted round the Baptist church floors,
    passed the gilded food stamps:
    sacrificed penny-sweets for Jesus.
    Forest-bound, we ran,
    sucker-sticks pointed in case of rapists,
    squealed on the merry-go-round,
    we were only eight, in leather, painted-up-jackets.
    Our Wonder Bread-fed uncle
    taught us the art of catching fireflys in jars,
    our slow cousin, Mary, cussing their burning bodies backwards,
    FLYERFIES,
    dimming.

    Mythological Great-Nana tied a string round a wart,
    rubbed that bump with a sharp stick,
    buried it under the weeping tree.
    String, buried, deep, deep, deep,
    only to pop on the toes,
    of our uncle,
    as he swung, finally free,
    on the prison floor.
    We processed, mournfully black,
    food-stamps in hand,
    to the corner-store.
    Some of us, sweets in hand, didn't look back.

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    Sitting, Grok see squirrel.
    Grok chase squirrel.
    Grok eat squirrel.
    Not enough food in squirrel.
    Hunger.


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    He gives me Lamprey Kisses in the midnight sea
    Flubby tubby gums latching onto me
    For all that I've done wrong, I mastodon something right...

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    Rhyme something. Gosh.
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpycakes View Post
    Rhyme something. Gosh.
    your stick is thick,
    yer teeth is long,
    please don't tear
    my mammoth-fur thong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return of Dado View Post
    My balls sit, sweat
    swell with good things
    I squat and they touch
    ground is cold
    but nothing much
    more than the old
    balls hanging
    This is the best thing I've ever read. Seriously. Thank you!

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    There once was a man named Grok
    Who rubbed iodine into his cock
    he thought it would swell
    and they ladies he'd fell
    but he just stained the sheep in his flock

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    Once I walked into the room
    and saw
    their fall
    and all the grace of their wrapped wings
    nothing
    -nothing-
    could ever mean
    I wouldn't eat their bones and skin.


    I miss turkey a lot but my supplier died and her nephews feed the beasts corn and soy. This will be a sad thanksgiving.


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    Not a poet, but I do write novels. My first story was published when I was 12.
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    Not very great, but I try to make sense etc.

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