He said, "Some man left their fat pants in my closet!"

Haha. I don't have a boyfriend, dear, those are Your Fat Pants. He used to wear a 36 with the extra bit of elastic to make them fit easier, and even those were tight pre Primal. Now the 34s fit fine and he's dropped four holes on his belt. I can't get him to buy a new belt because he likes to show everyone the wear mark at the biggest hole where he used to buckle the belt, and then point out the new hole he had to punch in the leather for it to fit snugly now!