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    My husband accused me this morning ;-)

    He said, "Some man left their fat pants in my closet!"

    Haha. I don't have a boyfriend, dear, those are Your Fat Pants. He used to wear a 36 with the extra bit of elastic to make them fit easier, and even those were tight pre Primal. Now the 34s fit fine and he's dropped four holes on his belt. I can't get him to buy a new belt because he likes to show everyone the wear mark at the biggest hole where he used to buckle the belt, and then point out the new hole he had to punch in the leather for it to fit snugly now!

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    Ha ha brilliant! I've kept my big belt for this reason

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    Ha, very nice. I too kept my big belt and my fat pants for the sake of amusement. I put my old suit on the other day too...I could've had a guest in there with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Understood View Post
    He said, "Some man left their fat pants in my closet!"

    Haha. I don't have a boyfriend, dear, those are Your Fat Pants.
    Late last night when I came home as drunk as I could be
    I saw a pair o' fat pants on the floor, where my pants ought-a be.
    I said to my wife, "My pretty little wife, explain this thing to me:
    whose pants is them on the floor, where my pants ought-a be?"

    She said, "You fool, you silly old fool! Can't you plainly see?
    That's nothing but a horse blanket my momma gave to me!"
    Well I've traveled this whole world over, ten thousand miles or more--
    but a zipper on a horse blanket, I never did see before!


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