First things first - Holy fuckballs.
I am so damn stuffed it's NOT EVEN FUNNY.
No, seriously - NOT FUNNY.
Even getting the "vomit chills". Yuck.
Anyway, moving on.....
Starting stats for July 30th, 2012
Extensive Measurements: (in inches and the biggest circumference I could find).....
Neck - 12
Chest, under pits - 35.5
Over Boobs - 37
Under Boobs - 32.5
Natural Waist (that I could find) 30.75
Over Navel - 33.75
At Hip Bones (abdomen) - 34.25
My Big Fat Ass - 37.5
Under Big Fat Ass - 37
Right Thigh - 23
Left Thigh - 22.75
Right Calf - 13
Left Calf - 13.5
Right Bicep - 11.25
Left Bicep - 11
Right Forearm - 9.25
Left Forearm 9.5
Eats for the day:
M1 - Coffee and coconut milk 65g - 151cals
M2 - 50g chicken breast, 117g banana - 163cals
M3 - 3 eggs, 90g sweet potato, 4g butter - 323 cals
M4 - 100g chicken breast, 220g green grapes - 300 cals
M5 - 100g chicken breast, 150g rice, 230g tomatoes from my garden - 355cals
Total = 1294
C - 135g
P - 102g
F - 40
Workout: (supersets) all 3X8
Lying Leg Press
Stiff legged deadlift
Flat bench press
Seated Cable Row
Treadmill - 30 min - 4mph
Total time at the gym - 1hr
Observations - Coming from NEVER eating breakfast in my ENTIRE LIFE, I'm going to have to
really work on the calories in the morning if I'm going to hit 1500 by the end of the day. Trying
to get 300 cals per meal. Sounds easy, but man, I am so stuffed right now it's ridiculous.
But, I guess it's better than craving a bunch of stupid shit and then succumbing to it like I ALWAYS DO,
so maybe this way of eating is the way to get around that.
My husband is in the kitchen now making his famous air popped popcorn with 1500 cubes of butter
and 3 forty gallon drums of salt, which I love and would eat whether I was hungry or not, but OMG, the
smell is making me want to hurl, so I'm going to have to end this here and go outside.
THIS full on 1300 calories? Fucking insane.