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    he/she had an amazing idea, he/she should get the honor of going first
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quelsen View Post
    goat? pig? cow?
    You mean bull. Cows dont have penises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynna View Post
    You mean bull. Cows dont have penises.
    oh really????



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    Quote Originally Posted by quelsen View Post
    oh really????



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    Honeybadger... did you just call yourself a cow?
    That's just BULL!
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    Since fermentation and pickling is paleo, does drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day count for my 80% or 20%?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojohaligo View Post
    Since fermentation and pickling is paleo, does drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day count for my 80% or 20%?
    80 proof vodka = 20% pickling of the brain. So yes & yes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Well, Betorq at least I already have an pretty good idea is going to be sexy...
    I can consider my own nakedness while looking at his.

    Peril... meh... who knows, he could totally kill my joy.
    I thought this was a family friendly sort of forum.... oh wait, I was on the Disney channel...
    Well, I'm new here... So has the passing of nudie shots by PM come & gone already in the dim past of MDA's youthful beginnings? I don't think posting nude fotos of myself would do anything but piss off these mods, not be approved & get me banned in a New York minute.... Lol
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    I don't like vegetables and can't stand to try new things. Can i still join your awesome diet club?

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    If fat doesn't make you fat, and fat is satisfying, how come when I eat three pounds of butter, I can't stop myself and I was a pound heavier this morning?


    Edit: Actually that one's not very original is it? Just a variation of some others already posted. However, this has been a great diversion, I nearly peed my pants laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Owly View Post
    I've cut my carbs to under 5g a day and eat bacon and butter for every meal! Why isn't it working?

    I don't know maybe try taking a dump.
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