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    To answer the original question. Yes, your penis will most eventually definitely either off or get burned to a crisp. Enjoy using it while you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemonized View Post
    Which oil is better to cook with soy, canola, olive, or 10w40?
    hard to tell which is the healthiest option?!?
    Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirlot View Post
    hard to tell which is the healthiest option?!?
    The better question would have been..is it okay to cook with 10w40 right out of the bottle or is it better after it's been processed in the engine of my car for 10,000 miles?

    Will eating one one grain of rice or a gram of sweet potato cause me to go on a carb binge so bad that I get type five alien diabetes, gain seventy three and a half pounds, and sell two of my kids into slavery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemonized View Post
    Will eating one one grain of rice or a gram of sweet potato cause me to go on a carb binge so bad that I get type five alien diabetes, gain seventy three and a half pounds, and sell two of my kids into slavery?
    Yes, every single time...

    I'm now in debt three children that I haven't even birthed yet!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    I also love this classic:

    "I'm really eating strictly Primally except for the <long list of cheat foods> that I only eat <basically all the time>. I just can't understand why Primal isn't working for me. Help?!?!?"

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    Lately, I've been eating bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and five handfuls of nuts as snacks. You guys said that bacon was okay, but could this be causing my plateau even though I never come within ten feet of a carb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Mine did...
    I used to be hung like a farm animal FFS!!! *sobs*

    Oh, wait... NM.
    *scuttles away with penis envy intact*
    goat? pig? cow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by quelsen View Post
    goat? pig? cow?
    Duck?
    Inquiring minds!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Rather than googling it myself, can you tell me the answer to...?
    Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelSF View Post
    Are hookers and cocaine paleo?
    wait, they're not? uh oh...

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