Will my penis fall off if...? and other questions that shouldn't be asked. page 2

[TCates190]

But Doctor Oz said......!

[Paleobird]

I've been Primal for two whole days and I've only lost .4382 pounds! Why isn't it working?!?!?!

[Dirlot]

More of a statement but I am Primal but I plan for at least one day of full on wheat/grain cheat meals a week.

[lambchop]

Reminds me of this oldie "It's not a pancea folks..."

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread7631.html

[lambchop]

and it is worth noting in that thread penises were mentioned within the first 10 posts too. Times may change, but...

[Paleobird]

How about the ever popular :

"Please, all you internet strangers with no medical qualifications, please diagnose my <vague symptoms that could be anything from hypochondria to a heart attack in progress> because I don't trust doctors. They want us to be sick."

[tfarny]

How about the ever popular :

"Please, all you internet strangers with no medical qualifications, please diagnose my <vague symptoms that could be anything from hypochondria to a heart attack in progress> because I don't trust doctors. They want us to be sick."

That one is easy! Just drink a daily cocktail of coconut oil, iodine pills, and raw lambs liver. Whatever you were doing before, you'll stop doing it soon enough!

[KestrelSF]

Are hookers and cocaine paleo?

[ElaineC]

Will iodine fix my (insert vague to serious symptoms)?

[bloodorchid]

Are hookers and cocaine paleo?

no, but hookers and blow are