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    Absolute least Primal thing you've ever eaten?

    Before or after going primal...

    Now, mind I grew up on all kinds of transfat baked goods with crisco in their hearts and refined wheat products in their soul, but the single thing that strikes me as *most* unprimal, despite all that, was something my first girlfriend turned me onto.

    A dripping wedge of foodcourt pizza topped with crumbled foodcourt fortune cookies.

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    Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies, I ate them by the freaking box full.
    I like the 13 different allergen warning and 42 ingredients on this site:

    Food Facts - Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies - 12 Pack (16 oz) Food Ingredients, Weight Watchers Points
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    I like in the ingredients where it says Oat(s) - as if there is some question as to whether or not more than one oat was used in the manufacture of this product.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brahnamin View Post
    I like in the ingredients where it says Oat(s) - as if there is some question as to whether or not more than one oat was used in the manufacture of this product.
    Yeah and it had a 40 on the health score-o-meter. Kind of makes me curious to know what's less of a food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Yeah and it had a 40 on the health score-o-meter. Kind of makes me curious to know what's less of a food.
    And under that it had a box that said "The Bad News- This product contains added sugars and Controversial ingredients"
    As if THOSE were the only problems in that snack.
    Wow... and..
    Yes, of course I've eaten them... I'm from the south, its like a requirement.
    As well as the Cream Pie's chocolate counterpart... the Fudge Round!

    I'm glad I never ate that stuff often. Yikes.
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    [QUOTE=justyouraveragecavemen;899409]Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies, I ate them by the freaking box full. QUOTE]

    2nd that. I used to eat entire boxes of King Dons(similar to Ding Dongs) & Little Debbies when I was a kid, ate 'em til I groaned. Once I ate 13 hard boiled eggs as a kid, on a dare from my older brother, & I retched all over the hallway carpet. Thought my eyes were going to come out! I was off eggs for more than a couple of months, lol. Prime example of: too much of a good thing...

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    I'd say Fluff would have to be the least primal thing I have ever eaten. Or Twinkies.
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    Hmm, fried oreos...or fried lasanga. I think those 2 alone took 10 years off my life lol

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    Those packages of ramen noodles with the seasoning mixture, american cheese, and sour cream added. I'm actually afraid to go back and see what oil was on those noodles.

    ETA: I just looked it up. No wonder i felt like shit my whole life.

    Ramen Noodle Ingredients: Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Vegetable Oil (Contains One Or More Of The Following: Canola, Cottonseed, Palm), Preserved By Tbhq, Salt, Potassium Carbonate, Soy Sauce (Water, Wheat, Soybeans, Salt), Sodium Phosphate, Sodium Carbonate, Turmeric. Soup Base Ingredients: Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Salt, Food Starch Modified, Sugar, Monosodium Glutamate, Dehydrated Vegetables (Onion, Garlic, Parsley), Chicken Broth, Hydrolyzed Corn, Wheat And Soy Protein, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Spices, Xanthan Gum, Turmeric, Artificial Flavor, Sodium Caseinate, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jammies View Post
    Those packages of ramen noodles with the seasoning mixture, american cheese, and sour cream added. I'm actually afraid to go back and see what oil was on those noodles.

    ETA: I just looked it up. No wonder i felt like shit my whole life.

    Ramen Noodle Ingredients: Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Vegetable Oil (Contains One Or More Of The Following: Canola, Cottonseed, Palm), Preserved By Tbhq, Salt, Potassium Carbonate, Soy Sauce (Water, Wheat, Soybeans, Salt), Sodium Phosphate, Sodium Carbonate, Turmeric. Soup Base Ingredients: Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Salt, Food Starch Modified, Sugar, Monosodium Glutamate, Dehydrated Vegetables (Onion, Garlic, Parsley), Chicken Broth, Hydrolyzed Corn, Wheat And Soy Protein, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Spices, Xanthan Gum, Turmeric, Artificial Flavor, Sodium Caseinate, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate.
    A couple of years ago I was on the verge of losing my house and so there was Ramen in the house. This was before I discovered PB. I knew it wasn't good nutrition, but I could get a 12 count box for $1.88 at Walmart. When I only had $5 for groceries, that pretty much was my only option (I thought at the time). I finally just decided that no matter how cheap it was, it wasn't worth how crappy I felt after I ate it, so the last four packs went in the compost bin in the yard. I didn't break it up or anything, just unwrapped the noodles and tossed them in. It took almost a month in the desert heat with even a couple of rainstorms in that time for those suckers to stop looking like noodles in the exact conformation they came out of the package. Scary stuff.
    Last edited by RobinNM; 07-13-2012 at 11:38 PM. Reason: clarity

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