Absolute least Primal thing you've ever eaten? page

[brahnamin]

Before or after going primal...

Now, mind I grew up on all kinds of transfat baked goods with crisco in their hearts and refined wheat products in their soul, but the single thing that strikes me as *most* unprimal, despite all that, was something my first girlfriend turned me onto.

A dripping wedge of foodcourt pizza topped with crumbled foodcourt fortune cookies.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies, I ate them by the freaking box full.
I like the 13 different allergen warning and 42 ingredients on this site:

Food Facts - Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies - 12 Pack (16 oz) Food Ingredients, Weight Watchers Points

[brahnamin]

Food Facts - Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies - 12 Pack (16 oz) Food Ingredients, Weight Watchers Points

I like in the ingredients where it says Oat(s) - as if there is some question as to whether or not more than one oat was used in the manufacture of this product.

[jesssa]

I'd say Fluff would have to be the least primal thing I have ever eaten. Or Twinkies.

[TCates190]

Hmm, fried oreos...or fried lasanga. I think those 2 alone took 10 years off my life lol

[jammies]

Those packages of ramen noodles with the seasoning mixture, american cheese, and sour cream added. I'm actually afraid to go back and see what oil was on those noodles.

ETA: I just looked it up. No wonder i felt like shit my whole life.

Ramen Noodle Ingredients: Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Vegetable Oil (Contains One Or More Of The Following: Canola, Cottonseed, Palm), Preserved By Tbhq, Salt, Potassium Carbonate, Soy Sauce (Water, Wheat, Soybeans, Salt), Sodium Phosphate, Sodium Carbonate, Turmeric. Soup Base Ingredients: Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Salt, Food Starch Modified, Sugar, Monosodium Glutamate, Dehydrated Vegetables (Onion, Garlic, Parsley), Chicken Broth, Hydrolyzed Corn, Wheat And Soy Protein, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Spices, Xanthan Gum, Turmeric, Artificial Flavor, Sodium Caseinate, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I like in the ingredients where it says Oat(s) - as if there is some question as to whether or not more than one oat was used in the manufacture of this product.

Yeah and it had a 40 on the health score-o-meter. Kind of makes me curious to know what's less of a food.

[Louisa655]

Candy Floss!

[Metric]

Pre-Primal: Cheez Whiz... Post-Primal: French fries in peanut oil and hamburger bun....

[jakey]

tough call, really. but tempura battered, deep fried seitan was a favorite during my vegan days, on trips to chinatown here in LA.

Seitan is mock meat - pure wheat gluten. covered in white flour, and then fried in (rancid) soy oil.

niiiiiiiice...