Once when I was very young (we're talking about 3-4 years old) I ate a whole funnel fake and threw up everywhere at a fair. I haven't had one since, but it was so traumatic an experience I remember it vividly even at that age. To this day, the image of a funnel cake makes me sick.
It's wheat flour deep fried in vegetable shortening and coated in powdered sugar. I don't think anything in the world exists that is less Primal.
Well, perhaps this one meal I ate around 2 years ago at a vegetarian Chinese restaurant. I had a Hindu friend that was strictly vegetarian and this place was his choice for his birthday. Anyway, the dinner was gluten molded into chicken wing shapes, then deep fried. DISGUSTING. The whole meal was so horrible I could hardly eat any of it. One person ordered pseudo-General Tso's Chicken and I just ate all the broccoli on the plate. This was pre-Primal. Horrible, horrible, worst meal of my life. It stunned me that there were no vegetable meals at all on the entire menu of a vegetarian restaurant. There was simply soy and gluten molded into fake meat. Vegetables only came as sides in the form of steamed broccoli and the like.
Don't put your trust in anyone on this forum, including me. You are the key to your own success.