I realize that a lot of folks here on MDA have outgrown their Primal youth, long-since reached their goal weight, and now assume an extremely blasé stance on CW junk food and occasional cheats. But as someone who's still losing weight, doing a pretty strict keto thing right now, dealing with sugar cravings, and has to remain ever-vigilant, I found this hilarious.

Enjoy: 50 Signs You’re a Low Carber - Food is for Fuel

(I lost my shit at #39.)