I wonder, would that practitioner be a dentoproctologist, or a proctodentologist? Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"....
And. Just to add to the payrise celebrations...
Husband is 'pleased for me' [grimace].
He's not pleased though because this: 'just adds to the pressure on him.'
He's retreated to the study and I've done kitchen *and* boy bath, story and bedtime duties (usually we alternate, with one parent doing kitchen and the other doing boy), because he's so on edge.
But, honestly, hurrah. This is the most I've been paid, ever.
Later I might have to stroke him and coo gently.
With a pucker like that..... I have no doubt!