whatever hormone is preventing me from sleeping is also suppressing my appetite. Whatever. Stupid body. Foot cramps too.
B: yogurt, walnuts
L: raw veg crudites - beetroot, celery, capsicum (I meant to have pate, but couldn't be bothered)
D: small bowl of coconut and chicken curry, 1/2 cup yoghurt.
Parenting fail story of absolute horror
Small boy likes to have a parent in his bath. When it's his dad the two of them sit and read a book at opposite ends. But not when it's me, oh no, then it's hands and cuddles and oh, look, mummy's breasts!
So, his head was on my chest and he was hugging me...
"Mummy! My bits are all hairy"
"Really? Small boy?" [slowly processing this information with a pit of doom feeling]
"Mummy...[giggles] my bits are in your bits!"
I thought child protective services were about to sail in through the window, frankly. I only *hope* he never tells the grown ups at kinder
"Oh! Yuck, small boy! [forced laughter] I don't want your bits.
I told husband in hushed tones what had happened. He said: we. will. never. speak. of. this. again.
I sit on it for 24 hours and then tell coworker A. Then, now, I post it on the internet.
His therapy bill is going to be huge, isn't it? *sigh*