Well the grocery list show down happened.
With a whine, "you didn't go to the grocery store."
I didn't need anything from the store.
"we are out of soda and pizza and hot pockets, I left you a list."
if you want it, you shop for it, we are going to eat healthier - you were off yesterday and you are off today.
And my personal favorite- "You aren't trying to feed us healthy, you are just feeding yourself healthy."
I didn't hear you complaining about all the cooking I did this week.
"it will be gone before you get back"
Two days, really? And conversation stopped. So we shall see what has happened when I get back.