Tonight I am going to eat POTATOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! page

[Tribal Rob]

Not sweet potatoes, real actual white potatoes. Is this OK?!?!?!?!?!? Will I die, will I drop out of Ketosis and suffer from some kind of weird insulin response, will leptin flood out of my nose, will my hair fall out, will I ever be able to get an errection again. Damm it Doctor will I ever play the banjo again?????


But my little girl grew them nearly all by her self, tasty home-grown new potatoes, no chemicals, boiled up, slathered in butter, with a roast chicken dinner, roasted carrots, parsnips and sweet potatoes. steamed brocoli and kale, gravey made from the chicken jucies (free range too ) and onions roasted under the bird.

NOM NOM

Oh and strawberries and clotted cream for pud.

[RitaRose]

You will die the moment they touch your lips. In most cases, it looks a little bit like that one unfortunate scene from Aliens, so make sure you cover the good furniture with plastic before you take the first bite.

On the bright side, your erection fears are completely unfounded.

[marthat]

Any foodstuffs grown or made by your children are automatically calorie, carb and anti-nutrient free. Didn't you know that nutritional fact?

[Credodisi]

Not only will you be able to play the banjo after eating a potato, but you will also actually be able to tune it.

[Tribal Rob]

You will die the moment they touch your lips. In most cases, it looks a little bit like that one unfortunate scene from Aliens, so make sure you cover the good furniture with plastic before you take the first bite.

On the bright side, your erection fears are completely unfounded.

You say good furniture, is that the stuff people without kids have

[gopintos]

Not only will you be able to play the banjo after eating a potato, but you will also actually be able to tune it.

On the bright side, your erection fears are completely unfounded.

And it sounds like you might have built in banjo pecker... picker.

[Tribal Rob]

Any foodstuffs grown or made by your children are automatically calorie, carb and anti-nutrient free. Didn't you know that nutritional fact?

I did not know that, I will file it with all the other exceptions (Stuff your kids leave, opening tax on sweets, licking the peanut butter spoon as it's not clean enough to go in the dishwasher etc etc)

[Tribal Rob]

Not only will you be able to play the banjo after eating a potato, but you will also actually be able to tune it.

Really, coz I couldn't before *Boom Boom Tshh*

Thank you, I'm here all week





Try the veal







I'll get me coat

[Unamused Mouse]

No matter how bad the meal is, it was made with love so you eat it. Period.

[Gadsie]

OMG Is potato a carb?!?!?