Our wedding is in less than a month. I'm pretty pale and wearing white on our special day, I'll look like Casper. Wifey bought us a bunch of tanning minutes at a local place. But I've never been crazing about their OMGBRONZING tanning creams. They smell, and have so many chemicals in 'em it freaks me right the eff out.

What should I use instead? I was thinking of coconut oil.

SPANKS!