One Night At McCool's page 11

[NicMcCool]

And on that note...

Went to a cook-off last night to support my beef-slinging dude (hence the consumption of cervezas). Stomach is wrecked today. A bunch of beers and a boatload of dead animals will do that to ya.

And now I have to deadlift.

This could be dangerous. Scratch that. This WILL be dangerous.

[NicMcCool]

Also, totes appreciate the kind words.

[Goldie]

*waits for the next installment of Hilarity at McCool's*

[NicMcCool]

I'm on vacation, dudes!

It wasn't planned. Well it was and it wasn't. About two years ago the missus and I were like, "Dude, we need to take a vacation." Then 730 days later, and after a triplet of really shitty clients, I packed up the car, the baby, and the wife and we headed out to parts unknown.

I've eaten like shit, felt like shit, and lost about 8 pounds (no bueno), but we've had fun.

I've had to train at local gyms for the last week, and as it turns out I really shouldn't be allowed into these places. Can't use chalk. Can't swear. Can't drop weights. Can't swear. Must wear a shirt. Can't fucking swear. One place even had the nerve to send their portly "personal trainer" over to tell me I'm not allowed to do OLY lifts. Dudes, you should've seen the look on his face. It was like he was being forced to tell a hungry cannibal that there was only vegemite left in the kitchen.

Made me a bit homesick.

Except for the shitty clients.

Also, Mrs. McCool made fun of me because I tuck my shirt in when I workout. I like to look professional.

I'm sure I'll have more stories when i get home Monday, but until then here's a picture of me 8 pounds underweight with my shirt tucked in. Feel free to make fun.

[NicMcCool]

Also, because he's my little dude, here's Hawk.

[bloodorchid]

damn son, you're scrawny

you got a cute little hawk there

[NicMcCool]

damn son, you're scrawny

you got a cute little hawk there

230's never looked so small

[NicMcCool]

1) When did it become acceptable for dudes to shave their crotch fuzz and wear their shorts so low I can see the base of their shaft?! How do they even lift without their dong flapping about like a garden hose strapped to a rabid cat? Ridiculous.

2) Speaking of ridiculous, how come Game of Thrones, a manly beardly show with swordfights and fisticuffs, has an average nudity level of 3 cocks to 1 breast? Re-DICK-ulous.

3) It should be socially acceptable as well as a moral obligation for any food capable of being eaten with a large wooden mixing spoon to be done so without ridicule or having to answer many questions on why am I eating a salad and steak with a spoon, and why did I bring said spoon to a fancy restaurant.

[bloodorchid]

1, about 3 weeks, 2 days, 14 hours and 27 seconds ago. approximately

2, i don't know what game of thrones you're watching, all i see is breast and ladybutts. maybe the gay porn version?

3, haters gonna hate

[Richardmac]

Is there a Marks daily apple app. So I can keep myself up to date with this hilarity. Scratch that, whats the manly version of twitter....titter perhaps. If so im following you on it. Very funny stuff.

Richard