Third. Administer copious quantities (a good pint should do it) of sugar melted into heavy whipping cream to a sickeningly sweet ratio of about 1:1 via gastric lavage every evening once the rohypnol has become effective.
You win. Easy peasy.
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.