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[JennaRose]

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Yesterday, the guy at the meat counter gave me two duck legs for free! I had been telling him I tried duck for the first time and absolutely loved it

Also, ten years ago, the comedian Gallagher called me fat at one of his shows. I raised my hand to volunteer for the part of "wood nymph" in his little comic skit, and he said "you're too big to be a wood nymph!". Of course I was crushed then, but now IDGAF! cuz i'm gonna be skinny and fit soon

[jojohaligo]

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Yesterday, the guy at the meat counter gave me two duck legs for free! I had been telling him I tried duck for the first time and absolutely loved it

Also, ten years ago, the comedian Gallagher called me fat at one of his shows. I raised my hand to volunteer for the part of "wood nymph" in his little comic skit, and he said "you're too big to be a wood nymph!". Of course I was crushed then, but now IDGAF! cuz i'm gonna be skinny and fit soon

That's awesome! Seriously, anytime I am reading about people's successes, whether that includes weight loss or not, since it just might be getting fit, or eating better, I'm excited.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

You sure he understood that you wanted duck?

[The Return of Dado]

Got something to brag about?? Put it here!



Yesterday, the guy at the meat counter gave me two duck legs for free! I had been telling him I tried duck for the first time and absolutely loved it

Also, ten years ago, the comedian Gallagher called me fat at one of his shows. I raised my hand to volunteer for the part of "wood nymph" in his little comic skit, and he said "you're too big to be a wood nymph!". Of course I was crushed then, but now IDGAF! cuz i'm gonna be skinny and fit soon

You're a favorite.

What do I have to brag about? My entire life.

[naiadknight]

T-bones for $2.99/lb. And these weren't piddly little proper sized t-bones. These things are more properly known as porterhouses.

[NicMcCool]

You sure he understood that you wanted duck?

Beat me to it.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Beat me to it.

Whew. I was beginning to think I was the only one going there. I could picture her saying "I'd like to to get a good duckling".

[JennaRose]

LOL for the record i was buying chicken wings and then asking if the duck price was each or per pound and that led to the duck story

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Oh, well to contribute something (productive) to your thread, I weigh less than I did when I got married 70 years ago.

[Gravyboat]

I just received 1,000 worms in the mail.

YALL JELLY