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Yesterday, the guy at the meat counter gave me two duck legs for free! I had been telling him I tried duck for the first time and absolutely loved it

Also, ten years ago, the comedian Gallagher called me fat at one of his shows. I raised my hand to volunteer for the part of "wood nymph" in his little comic skit, and he said "you're too big to be a wood nymph!". Of course I was crushed then, but now IDGAF! cuz i'm gonna be skinny and fit soon