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    Told my roommate I won't eat popcorn

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    "What?!? Are you even American? Corn is the life-blood of this nation! You have just failed in your patriotic duty."



    So, to all Americans out there, apparently it's our "patriotic duty" to eat corn. Especially in the form of charred popcorn.

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    I smoke weed to support the Taliban
    “The whole concept of a macronutrient, like that of a calorie, is determining our language game in such a way that the conversation is not making sense." - Dr. Kurt Harris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaohinon View Post
    I smoke weed to support the Taliban
    Oh no! You're not patriotic!

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    Popcorn is a great vehicle foe salt and fat, which is what the brother really wants. i say you pop him up a bowl of that fat-free, unsalted stuff and see how patriotic he feels

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasputina View Post
    Popcorn is a great vehicle foe salt and fat, which is what the brother really wants. i say you pop him up a bowl of that fat-free, unsalted stuff and see how patriotic he feels
    Bahahaha, he won't admit he was wrong though. But man, that would be a troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drumroll View Post
    Bahahaha, he won't admit he was wrong though. But man, that would be a troll.
    DO IT! DO IT!!!!
    Also, put a little American flag in the bowl of blandness, just to drive the point home, whilst you feast on on a delicious platter of coconut oil baked hot wings and farmer's sausage...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasputina View Post
    DO IT! DO IT!!!!
    Also, put a little American flag in the bowl of blandness, just to drive the point home, whilst you feast on on a delicious platter of coconut oil baked hot wings and farmer's sausage...
    Oh lord...

    You know, his main beef (pun DEFINITELY intended) with my diet as he says it, is the "cost" of it. He says he could never in his life fathom how much money I spend on my groceries. But truth be told, my savings are rising, I'm not really eating out a lot (he does that three times a week), and I'm not going to the store as FREQUENTLY as he is, so in the end, I think I'm probably actually saving a fair bit of money, even if the once weekly blow seems a bit large.

    Another argument against primal debunked!

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    I always loved plain air-popped popcorn, yummy!

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    You can't be serious.

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    Favorite cheat-

    Heat some coconut oil in stockpot. Toss in sliced jalapeños and fry 3 minutes. Then toss in popcorn and pop.

    Top with butter and salt.

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