Funny MDA forum quotes page

[DashFire]

I'm surprised how often I laugh (in a good way) at things said by other forum users. Who knew we were so hilarious or maybe I'm just very easily amused?

Whether funny, sarcastic, or just completely out of context, share quotes from MDA forum that have put a smile on your face.

Here's a few that I've LOL'd at lately...

• "It is the Holy Grail of poo." - Grumpycakes
• "men and horses are way different. Horses are more inclined to please" - drssgchic
• "Eating a sweet potato in winter is like wearing white after Labour Day." - Owly
• "Let them laugh. It's probably the closest thing to an ab workout they've gotten in years." - ChocoTaco369

[Crabbcakes]

"Always check the setting on the blowtorch." - Seashells

[Gilleh]

"I don't have an eating disorder" -fiercehunter

[Gilleh]

-"So I got hit by a car last night" - random forum member
"You are probably suffering from Iodine deficiency! *links*" -Grizz

[labmonkey]

That's when I stood up and was all, "I think I better talk to your father, kid. 'Cause this shit ain't working. Does it look like I workout? Or are you just thinking I fell out my momma's baby-garden looking like this?" - NicMcCool

and another from him....

"My breakfast looks like a chicken abortion clinic after spring break if that makes you feel any better."

90% of what comes out of that guy is freakin' hilarious! Love that guy

[DashFire]

"Yeah, I'm not too worried but still... BALLSACK!" - Ecks

"A frito lay is a demonic organism which sheds its skin and sells the rancid skin chips to humans." - Alex Good

"I'm actually banned from doing the dishes. I tend to break more than I put away. Ever seen a bear try to open a jar of mayo? It's like that only angrier... and no mayo. " - NicMcCool

90% of what comes out of that guy is freakin' hilarious! Love that guy

Agreed. It's entirely possible this thread might end up just being a vast collection of NicMcCoolisms

[magicmerl]

"Stop trolling the thread please" - Spacey

[Paleobird]

"You've apparently all the rhetorical acumen of a tapeworm, and the perspicacity of maggots on roadkill." - Finnegan's Wake.

[noodletoy]

I feel that the softness that women have now is doing nothing but pussifying society through emasculation of the remaining men left; that and soy.

``Sihana

[Crabbcakes]

Wanderlust said:

Frying bacon and spilling water into the sizzling bacon grease, sans shirt... This one seems to repeat itself though...