Funny MDA forum quotes page 4

[Paleobird]

pssst - Saoirse... I honestly don't know... would you tell me?

She's making dinner probably.

Here: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread22903.html

I have the proud distinction of being the originator of the kayaking metaphor. That was the best MDA forum thread ever. Give it a read.

[Crabbcakes]

the kayaking metaphor.

Oohhhhhhhhh.

(went over there... got lucky and found it so soon... best. thread. ever... will probably lose sleep reading it all)

[Saoirse]

She's making dinner probably.

Here: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread22903.html

nope. i was working my first shift in my new health food store! woohoo!!!

Oohhhhhhhhh.

(went over there... got lucky...

*high five!*

[FairyRae]

I have the proud distinction of being the originator of the kayaking metaphor. That was the best MDA forum thread ever. Give it a read.

I *knew* it was you who started it Paleobird! Good stuff...

[DashFire]

"Excuse me, but FUCK LOW FAT... Why do you keep saying those words?!?" - Finnegans Wake

[Figlio di Moros]

I feel that the softness that women have now is doing nothing but pussifying society through emasculation of the remaining men left; that and soy.

``Sihana

I might have to get that tattooed on my ribcage, now.

[drssgchic]

I made the list! Woo hoo!

I have "Because fuck you, that's why" and *thoughtful pause* on the tip of my tongue far too often- and no one would get it.

[DashFire]

My favourite when told my face is too thin is to tell people theirs is too fat. Conversation killer if I ever seen one. - smilingjustalittlebit

[Ferti]

Posted by bloodorchid :

also, i know a girl who knows a girl who knew a girl who stopped eating bread and she DIED

[quelsen]

keithpowers said ( about a comment i made )Yeah, but it makes up for it with sheer, ball-crushing awesomeness.