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    ...so I was under her catching the yolk in my mouth while she was squeezing the egg with her thighs and the other two dumb oafs were cheering us on like idiots.

    And then my wife walked in.
    can you guess who said that?

    This thread has inspired my pendulum revolution. You know, since Grok didn't have underwear and all.
    coincidentally, same guy. funny bloke.
    Last edited by Saoirse; 06-22-2012 at 09:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanderlust View Post
    Happened again this morning making breakfast, I think my learning curve is flat.
    Honolulu, is it? Well, then, I could ditch the rednecks and come and show you how to remedy this in person...

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    I hope it doesn't involve bacon burns below the waist.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanderlust View Post
    I hope it doesn't involve bacon burns below the waist.....
    Oh, no no no. You don't abuse a nice, Primal body that way. Those Hawaiian shirts out there - you could try throwing one on in front of the stove... bare chests belong more properly on the beach, where a bacon-fed Primal body can show itself off...

    But, since bacon is the cause of all this trouble, you could switch breakfast foods. One of my favorites is fresh sausage... nitrite-free, of course.

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    I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh
    My Primal Journal - Food, pics, the occasional rant, so...the usual.

    I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh

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    Read on the Paleo Bread Finally! thread.

    Topic: a bakery announces its offering of Paleo Bread...


    "There is already a paleo bread. Meatloaf." - chima p

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    I'm always psyched about a "clean snap." The best indicator of it all being "dialed in." Forget her name, but she's from Oz.
    Wheat is the new tobacco. Spread the word.

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    Anything to do with Kayacking...in the Feeling Sexy thread, I believe.
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    Anything to do with Kayacking...in the Feeling Sexy thread, I believe.
    yes, now especially if the person is completely unaware of the euphemism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    yes, now especially if the person is completely unaware of the euphemism.
    pssst - Saoirse... I honestly don't know... would you tell me?

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