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    Quote Originally Posted by Crabbcakes View Post
    Wanderlust said:

    Frying bacon and spilling water into the sizzling bacon grease, sans shirt... This one seems to repeat itself though...
    That just makes sense though. Who would want to be wearing their work shirt when there's a splatter of bacon fat? Makes you look unprofessional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by magicmerl View Post
    That just makes sense though. Who would want to be wearing their work shirt when there's a splatter of bacon fat? Makes you look unprofessional.
    I agree. But I have the perfect old-fashioned device guaranteed to help both of you... chef's aprons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    I think I unconsciously started making motorboat noises at some point... *thoughtful pause*
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    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Primitiva - "I shop at the Hispanic markets and sometimes I have seen the bull's "parts", and I'm like how am I supposed to cook this thing"


    Pinup - "Roast the wiener over a campfire. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes."

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    Rivven once wrote, to justify his peanut butter consumption, "....because fuck you, that's why."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneDeltaTenTango View Post
    Rivven once wrote, to justify his peanut butter consumption, "....because fuck you, that's why."
    LOL Amazeballs! That is some awesome shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneDeltaTenTango View Post
    Rivven once wrote, to justify his peanut butter consumption, "....because fuck you, that's why."
    One of my favorite lines ever. I actually stole it and use it occasionally....not for peanut butter, but for life in general.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilleh View Post
    "I don't have an eating disorder" -fiercehunter
    LOL

    Can't remember who said these, but they were something like this:

    OP:

    "I just drank a teaspoon of olive oil, it helps to get rid of my hunger. I've been doing this lately, is this ok??"

    Reply:

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    Hah, I made it into the MDA qoutes LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crabbcakes View Post
    Wanderlust said:

    Frying bacon and spilling water into the sizzling bacon grease, sans shirt... This one seems to repeat itself though...
    Happened again this morning making breakfast, I think my learning curve is flat.
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