A frittata is an open faced omelette which has the ingredients mixed in as opposed to set on top. It is also flipped instead of folded.
A frito lay is a demonic organism which sheds its skin and sells the rancid skin chips to humans.
Also your wife will think anything that you cook is amazing as long as you do the dishes.
In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.