We need some Dudecipes.
For those of us dudes that don't know the difference between a frittata and a frito-lay. Simple stuff. Tasty stuff. Primally amazeballs stuff.
My cooking skills go as far as placing dead animals on a fire then waiting until black smoke signals that it's time to chew some bunny rabbit charcoal. I'm the Alton Brown of flavoring burnt salmon.
What are your quick, simple, but so good it'll make you have to change your shorts tasty recipes?
Also, please hurry. My wife gets home in an hour and I want her to think I'm awesome.