Bath Salts & the Primal Lifestyle page

[BlkSabbath74]

Do you think you can live a primal lifestyle while using Bath Salts?

Human face is meat, right?

[carlh]

Eugh, depends on how much cosmetics and plastic surgery is involved...

[jakey]

lol!

[Dr. Bork Bork]

What is this bath salts thing I keep hearing about? The only bath salts I'm familiar with are the ones you pour in a tub full of hot water to help you relax.

[DarthFriendly]

Look, either eat faces primally naturally or don't bother.

The primal lifestyle is about getting away from all those processed chemicals that will interfere with you body's own healing mechanisms.

So do you face eating in an instinctive manner with full body movements, and only when your body tells you it's craving the face of another human being.

Okay?

[bloodorchid]

yep, s'a drug that is making people do really violent crazy things like torture dogs to death, rape animals, chew pieces of that still-alive guy's face off

but for some reason it's called bath salts

[kenn]

What is this bath salts thing I keep hearing about? The only bath salts I'm familiar with are the ones you pour in a tub full of hot water to help you relax.

It's worse than PCP, apparently cops can't handle many people when they're on bath salts.

[Dr. Bork Bork]

Why give it such a complacent name? You hear words like Marijuana, Meth, PCP, and know they're bad. Why not call it Pyro Meth?
*goes to protect her stash of actual, therapeutic bath salts*

[canio6]

If I remember correctly they were sold under the name 'bath salts" in head shops. They have also been sold as 'glass cleaner' and the like. I am not sure if this is to throw off the police or to make them seem safer, then again anyone ingesting glass cleaner or bath salts and thinking it safe is an idiot.

[Dr. Bork Bork]

Unless you're that dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding
"Eh. Put a lil windex on it."