So from now on, no more anal sex talk, I'll keep it strictly about oral.![]()
So from now on, no more anal sex talk, I'll keep it strictly about oral.![]()
ooooh, what was the connection bw hairy bits and anal sex?
i missed the party! seriously, some of the stuff that is discussed and hairy bits was culled? no way!
Actually, just remembered that I made an oral sex comment in the infamous HAIR thread also. Damn, I really have been letting it all out lately!
I have to say that as a newb I thought the hair thread was a great way of figuring out the tone of the board and people's senses of humor. Too bad there was one without. And for the record, I'm practically a 70s porn girl in the pants department, but my legs and pits are nice and smooth. I HATE the feeling of leg hair in the sheets in bed. GEE. ROSS. And stubbly armpits annoy the crap out of me, too. The bush though is what it is. It gets trimmed, but never shorn.
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I say remove it all.
Hair is there to retain smell. We agree on its purpose, don't we?
and, yes, mods, I mean take it off to maximise the time my bf will stay down there, or at least alleviate my concerns that it is fresh down there .
Every time I go to get my lady bits waxed by a Russian lady who makes magic with hot wax, I tell her to leave a little bit in the middle and she sounds off on me about how much she hates pubic hair and how it's unsanitary and just there to trap sweat so that our vaginas smell and on and on and on. Then she tells me to flip over on my stomach and that I will look like a beauty queen when she's finished.
But she tells me exactly how to make traditional Russian sauerkraut (which apparently involves cranberries, who knew?) so it's worth the physical pain of the waxing and the tongue-lashing that I get about my decision to leave a landing strip so that I don't feel like a child.