Thanks, Moochy. I love your finds. That was amusing in a slightly horrifying way.
I'll think I'll now go and spend three hours digging some roots for breakfast, which I'll then eat raw. Fortunately, as I'm a 21st century man and there are antibiotics I shan't get my "first heart attack until [I'm] in [my] eighties".
These three clowns are medical doctors? They're about as well-informed and thoughtful as three random characters off the street.