So the only real perk to being so damned fat for the last ten years is that I had, you know, a nice rack.

The first few weeks of paleo I was losing weight but none from there. I was all, "maybe my body will forget they're there! And leave them alone!"

This week I switched over to primal (a few adjustments) and have seen AWESOME gains in fitness in just one freaking week!

But I lost 'em. The girls are gone. I was getting dressed & looked in the mirror and thought, "oh, snap". So I measured. And yep, they are gone.

Now all that fat-burning will have to move on to better places. Like my rear end!

My husband has been gone for two weeks. Good thing he's never been a "boob man" - maybe he won't notice what happened while he was gone.