What the hell!? I'm frigging cold-blooded! I don't shiver all winter long and now it's boiling and my sweat glands aren't working properly (they never do). And it's not like I haven't gotten to the point where I needed to do these things. I'm currently dizzy from the heat and my arms have been completely blue without any sign of shivering.
On the plus side I never actually feel the cold and my pain tolerance is somewhat high. Ah, whatever.