Saga of a Mad God page 61

[Alex Good]

That salamander thingy creeps me out.

[sakura_girl]

Yay you're back! I need some spice in my life.

[Alex Good]

Yep, I've just been dealing with a few things.

[Alex Good]

Ugh, read the most horrible story and now I'm going to have nightmares about getting raped and then mind controlled into liking it. Honestly, if I had to choose between the two I would choose to get raped and emotionally scarred over getting raped and mind controlled into being okay with it.

[Alex Good]

Hmm.... An old man who is always giving my mother stuff just confessed to knowing my grandmother before my mother was born. Also he apparently doesn't want his wife to know about his "charity". I think I should get a dna sample.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Hmm.... An old man who is always giving my mother stuff just confessed to knowing my grandmother before my mother was born. Also he apparently doesn't want his wife to know about his "charity". I think I should get a dna sample.

Hmm...yep. I think you've got that one figured out.

[Alex Good]

My mother doubts my sheer awesomeness. She seemingly forgot that I look better in that little red dress of hers than she does.

[canio6]

My mother doubts my sheer awesomeness. She seemingly forgot that I look better in that little red dress of hers than she does.

Well, brother, if you've got it, flaunt it.

[Alex Good]

Oh, don't worry. I'm quite the tease. I've even made a few guys start sputtering with my killer figure and sexy strut. Sadly, girls seem somewhat more resistant to blatant sexual antics.

[sakura_girl]

...what ethnicity/race are you? That is scary if you're not Asian XD