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    If you really think it's real... why haven't you called the police to report it yet.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    If you really think it's real... why haven't you called the police to report it yet.
    Actually there's an officer on the way over.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    to your house? did you explain that it was porn that killed her and not your penis?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Actually I sat on the phone and accidentally called them......
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    how does one butt dial the canadia version of 911?
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    how does one butt dial the canadia version of 911?
    My ass has mad skillz.


    Oh, funny thing. I have wide hips, my sister has wide shoulders. Seriously, I make mad roasts and can bake extremely well (my skill are likely rusty in that department) and my sister is a master barbecuer. She likes organized sports whereas I hate them. Plus she loves boxers (the garment) and I'm not too proud to admit that unbifurcated garments are much more comfortable to me.
    It's like my family has an inherent inability to follow gender norms.

    On the plus side I have this bizarre weapons fetish which completely redeems my masculinity.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    My ass has mad skillz.
    Classic.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    For the first time in a while I managed not to overcook my steak. That was one nice blue rare striploin.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    *Sigh* I really was hoping that Ranma 1/2 would end with Ranma being trapped in girl form and keeping his(her) harem in a more salacious way. Although given how the women act Ranma would likely end up being their pleasure slave. Not that that would be such a bad fate.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    I hate spammers. Also the meat at the store has been of a lower quality lately.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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