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    I think I read somewhere that for every 20 pounds overweight a man is, he loses a bit of penis length. So that guy is actually bigger!

    I've only encountered one penis in my life that scared me. Damn thing looked like a baby's arm with a fist at the end. Fortunately, it's owner was adept at um... how shall I put this... preparing the platform for landing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    I think I read somewhere that for every 20 pounds overweight a man is, he loses a bit of penis length.
    So THAT explains why I'm 2" long but 4" wide......

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    I encountered one that scared me... and declined it.

    It wasn't so long as it was really, really girthy.
    Like beer can girthy.
    And at least average or better long.
    NO.

    I had no interest in even trying.
    I know vaginas are supposed to be super stretchy and all... but... no.
    Sorry.
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanieL View Post
    I think I read somewhere that for every 20 pounds overweight a man is, he loses a bit of penis length. So that guy is actually bigger!
    Does that mean if you lose weight you get some back then, as I ain't carrying hardly no fat, but have now got the urge to lose 20lbs?!

    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    So THAT explains why I'm 2" long but 4" wide......
    Blessed you be.....

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    Psssssssshhhhh...

    You silly fellas!
    It is not the biggest tool, nor the shiniest, nor most expensive, or whatever that makes it the "best" a man can have to pursue his task with...
    It's truly in the knowledge behind the tool that makes the man a master of his craft.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Psssssssshhhhh...

    You silly fellas!
    It is not the biggest tool, nor the shiniest, nor most expensive, or whatever that makes it the "best" a man can have to pursue his task with...
    It's truly in the knowledge behind the tool that makes the man a master of his craft.
    It's not the size of the dinghy.... it's the motion of the ocean......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Psssssssshhhhh...

    You silly fellas!
    It is not the biggest tool, nor the shiniest, nor most expensive, or whatever that makes it the "best" a man can have to pursue his task with...
    It's truly in the knowledge behind the tool that makes the man a master of his craft.
    O' course we be silly, we be fellas......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssn679doc View Post
    It's not the size of the dinghy.... it's the motion of the ocean......
    Always a sailor...
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    This journal scoffs in the face of sleep!!!

    Hi, Cori! Why is everyone still up?

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    Ridiculousness!
    That's why.

    I have no better answer. I really should be taking the nap that I take this time of day which I call 'sleeping'.
    It's probably not a "Primal Sleep" habit.
    Those sneaky 'soms!
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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