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[justyouraveragecavemen]

Indeed, he would.

Congrats on 39 lbs lost! Did the visitors like your house? Are they going to buy it?

We got the house spotless and made plans to not be there; the couple ended up cancelling because they had been to 2 houses already and their baby got sick. I wanted to tell them that we've had sick babies in our house before, fo' sho. Thanks for asking though.
And I think I want to maintain at my current weight. I started working out again to become less-giggly.

[jenn26point2]

I think you mean jiggly... giggly means laughy.

*raises eyebrows* are you too laughy?

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I think you mean jiggly... giggly means laughy.

*raises eyebrows* are you too laughy?

Oh, my bad! Jiggly sounds like it starts with a G, right?????

[jenn26point2]

I just had to take the open opportunity to tease you a bit.

[cori93437]

I think you mean jiggly... giggly means laughy.

*raises eyebrows* are you too laughy?

Maybe he meant giggly... as in gigolo.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Maybe he meant giggly... as in gigolo.

You're on to me and my part time job. I made $105 last night. Who gave me $5 you ask?
All dem b*tches! OHHHHH!!! {In my best Andrew Dice Clay voice}

[bloodorchid]

you only cost 5 bucks?

hmmmmm.........

[cori93437]

you only cost 5 bucks?

hmmmmm.........

Shooooooot.....
That's what I'm talkin 'bout!

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Well, with the economy like it is, ya know, sometimes you really have to cut the profit margins way down to keep the customers coming back.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

There's been no updates in my journal because life has been pretty boring; which I find is the best way to avoid stress, btw. We've signed up for the Warrior Dash and a 5k in August, so I'll definitely be running a bit before doing them. 1 got his football pads and practice schedule. He's probably going to have to stop crying when you take his helmet off (it pulls his ears), as I don't see many football players crying when they take their helmet off. Just sayin'. I'll add a picture of him in his uniform when I get it uploaded.

The guy finished his bulldozer work at our house site at a cost of about $300 less than I had budgeted. Win. I went up there this past Sunday evening and saw some huge deer tracks all around the yard. Win. I found a rifle at a pawn shop that I think I'll go either buy, trade for, or steal this evening. Win. I bought camo outer wear for $40 cheaper than I could have at the hunting expo. Win. I bought a clamp-on, or "hang-on", tree stand (I really don't like calling something you stand on 10+ feet in the air a "hang-on" anything, ya know? That's just bad juju.) It was about $20 cheaper than I've ever seen one. Win. Mexico is T-minus 9 days and counting. Win. I went to the doctor yesterday and got a prescription for some of those pills to LaLa land. Win.
To even this out; there's still no word on anyone wanting to look at our house. No one. Not even a nibble. Not even a person pulling in the driveway to get the phone number off the sign. Not even etc. Major. Lose. If this keeps up we're going to have an open house, which sounds like a whole bunch of cleaning to me.
See? All that was kind of boring and a waste of your time. I'm sorry.

Oh, and something that I found interesting and particularly true, I reckon: The Wile e. Coyote cartoon was a parody of our constant and ever more intrusive consumerism. The Roadrunner was the "it" that we're all chasing/trying to buy, kind of like a "keeping up with the Jones'" thing. He/we try to attain "it" by buying name brand (Acme) items, but he/we will never actually get "it". That's deep sheet, man. Time to dust off the bong and contemplate that some more.